Just a few reminders to help us survive today
~Before flooding the bathroom, you should first build an ark. You will need it to sail away and find the rainbow that is not visible from here.
~If you want to pretend to be a dog, try barking or wagging your tail. This game of marking your territory stinks.
~Mommy's food, Daddy's food and your food are all equally good. If you like the cabbage on my plate, you'll like yours just the same.
~If I have to lock myself in my bedroom to take a phone call, please find a location that is not exactly the other side of that same door to scream for Daddy.
~Laughing hysterically after misbehaving doesn't make you less guilty. It makes us feel for the padding of the cell wall.
~Waiting for daddy with shining eyes set to the back door, ready to play catch as soon as he crosses the threshold, cuddling to me, reminding me that you are both a little boy and my baby, asking for kisses when you're sad, being ridiculously cute; these things make you forgivable.
You work on your end and I'll keep working on mine.
Love,
Mom
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